부재중 전화 자동응답기에 영어로 녹음메세지를 남기기

작성일 2007.12.29 04:49

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캐나다에 살면서 자동 응답 전화기를 사용할 때 남의 자동응답기에 어떻게 나의 메세지를 남길지, 부재중일때 내 전화에 전화를 한 사람에게 어떤 메세지를 녹음해서 들려줄지 고민을 하기도 합니다.

이럴때 아래의 메세지를 사용하세요. 직접 아래 메세지의 글을 고쳐서 본인 목소리로 녹음을 해도 좋을 것 같고, 발음이 문제될 것 같으면 파일을 다운로드 받아 그것으로 녹음을 대체해도 될 것 같습니다.

어떤 메세지 내용은 무척 재미있습니다. 메세지를 읽다보면 배를 움켜줘야할지도 모르겠습니다. 배꼽이 빠질지도 모르니까요. ㅎㅎ

우선 마음에 드는 메세지를 고르세요. 그리고 Name 밑에 있는 이름을 클릭하면 녹음된 메세지를 들을 수가 있습니다.

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ANSWER PHONE MESSAGES

Ideal for home machines and mobile voice mailboxes

Name	Message	Size
ABBA Answering Machine	Take off of ABBA's Dancing Queen.	288kb
Alice Cooper	Hello you rotten little bloodsucker this is Alice Cooper, nobody's home right now but at the tone please leave a message and they'd love to get back at you.	141kb
Alien Love	Greetings earthing, I am a extra terrestrial being from the planet -. I have been sent to Earth in the form of this answering machine to propogate with your species, in order to spread my highly superior race throughout the universe. You may not realise it but right now I am having sex with your ear and I know you like it cos you are smiling. You may leave a message at the tone but then please call back cos I'm very very horny!	296kb
Avoidance	Yeh Hi er we are at home but we are avoiding someone. Please leave your name and number after the tone and find out if it's you.	145kb
Bee Gee's After The Beep	A take off of the Bee Gee's Staying Alive.	436kb
Britney Spears Hit Me Message	Hi this is Britney Spears and sometimes my friend can't come to the phone and this is one of those times, so leave a message at the beep and baby he'll call you back one more time and thanks for calling. (with Baby One More Time in the background)	487kb
Britney Spears Sometimes Message	Hi this is Britney Spears and sometimes my friend can't come to the phone and this is one of those times, so leave a message at the beep and baby he'll call you back one more time and thanks for calling. (with Sometimes in the background)	614kb
Britney Spears Parody	A take off of Briney's Oops I did it again.	363kb
Busy In Bed	Hi my wife and I can't come to the phone right now but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to youuu. (pants and moans in background)	164kb
Confuse	A message designed to confuse people, too long (and confusing to list)	321kb
Counterfeit	Hi we can't come to the phone right now because we're down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of $20 bills. If you need any money or if just want to admire our handy work, please leave your name, number and how much cash you need after the tone.	216kb
Craig David Fill Me In 1	All calls diverted to answer phone, please leave a message after the tone.	116kb
Craig David Fill Me In 2	Please leave a message after the tone.	62kb
Credit Approval	Hello, At the tone please leave your name and telephone number plus your MasterCard, Visa or American Express account number, and pending credit approval we'll get back to you.	163kb
Criminal	Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message after the tone. After we've doctored the tape your message will implicate you in a federal crime and will be brought to the attention of the FBI. Good luck.	266kb
Digital Voicemail Unit	Greetings! I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced, voicemail unit. Who are you? Please identify yourself after the beep and your call will be returned whenever it is humanly possible. Cioa baby	324kb
Don't Hang-up	Don't Hang-up, oh don't you do it now, don't hang-up. Can't come to the telephone, so leave a message at the tone, call you back when I get home. Don't hang-up, I'll call you back before the day is through. (sung)	271kb
Elvis	Hey there baby. This here's the king. Hell I'm a little busy right now but why don't y'all leave a message and maybe later we can go get a cheeseburger, pick out a Cadillac. Thank you, thank you very much.	202kb
Elvis Parody Don't Be Cruel	A take off of Elvis's Don't Be Cruel	210kb
Elvis Parody Heartbreak Hotel	A take off of Elvis's Heartbreak Hotel	226kb
Flying	We're sorry we're not at home right now, we thank you for your call, we are such merry people, we love you one and all, please leave your name and phone number, we'll call you back with luck, but if you should hang up too soon, go take a flying..... (sung)	217kb
Fridge	Hi the voice mail machine is broken right now, so this is the fridge. Please leave your message when the light goes out.	104kb
Garfield Calling	Hey Garfield here, so your calling big fat hairy deal! Leave a message.	185kb
Garfield Ignore	Hi there it's me Garfield nobody wants to talk to you right now apparently, so leave a message and we'll be sure to ignore it.	230kb
Garfield Jello	Garfield here, the person you're trying to reach is lying naked in a tub of jello, leave your number or call back later .... much later.	314kb
Harry Connick Jnr	Hi this is Harry Connick Jnr, nobody's home right now but at the tone please leave a message and we'll get back to you.	95kb
Horse Racing	And there off! It's Nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed by Leave your message at the tone, and then We'll get back to you pronto in third, with Please leave a message making up ground and moving into first, and coming up out of nowhere it's Don't you just hate these silly greeting things by a nose followed by Leave your message at the tone and then We'll get back to you pronto.	296kb
I Hear	I hear the phone, I hear it ring, but we can't get to it just on a ding, leave us a message after the tone and we'll get right back to you when we get home. (sung)	309kb
Insult	What is it you great pillock. Why do persist on bothering us you great - - -. Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise it was you, just leave a message please.	206kb
Kitty	This answering machine has been connected to a 5,000 volt power supply that has been wired to this small kitten. If you hang up before leaving a message, little Fluffy here will be blown to smithereens. It's your choice, ha ha ha ha ha.	168kb
Lion Sleeps Tonight Parody	Take off of A lion Sleeps Tonight	292kb
Michael Bolton	Hi this is Michael Bolton, nobody's home right now, but at the tone please leave a message and they'll get back to you.	92kb
Microwave	Hi, say this might seem a little odd but I'm the microwave oven. You see the voice mail machine just eloped with the tape deck and I'm stuck here taking the calls so. Anyway please keep your message brief coz the stuff I'm radiating it could nuke your a$$.	305kb
Monty Python Silly Voices	Oh hello, you've reached the Monty Python Silly Voices Preservation Society. If you have a silly voice you may make a donation after the beep.	132kb
Mr Spock	Greetings, this is science officer Spock and currently there are no life forms available to take your call but at the pre-arranged audio signal please feel free to leave any verbal communication you feel is necessary. Live long and prosper.	249kb
Nuclear	Tminus 10-9-8 You have reached the strategic air command nuclear missile storage facility, We are unable to connect your call right now. At the tone please leave your name, number, target or list of targets and we'll launch as soon as we can. Oh and have a nice day.	285kb
Post Office	Hello, you've reached the post office. At the tone please write us a letter and allow 4 to 6 weeks for us to get back to you, bye.	143kb
Queen Parody	A take off of Queen's Bohemien Rhapsody.	622kb
Ricky Martin Parody	A take off of Ricky's Livin la vida loca.	376kb
Santa Hotline	Thank you for calling the North Pole. Santa is away in sunny Mexico guzzling tequila at the swim up bar. If your calling to return or exchange a toy please leave a message and one of Santa's elves will return your call just as soon as he is finished assisting the greedy little bastard who called before you. Please be advised that as of this year we will no longer be accepting exchanges on toys with chewed up candy cane, snot, or turky barf stuck to them.	486kb
Seinfeld - George's Machine Message	Believe it or not George is not home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home. (Sung by George)	343kb
Warning	Warning! This call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being traced to your number. Prosecution to the fullest extent of the law will be the result of your continued abuse of this telephone number. You have been warned.	191kb